EULA Hall of Shame

Below are links to information regarding the most recent inductees into the EULA Hall of Shame. Read and learn! You have been warned!

GOOGLE
MICROSOFT

Date: 5-18-07

Subject: Microsoft general EULA clauses

URL: www.microsoft.com/about/legal/useterms/default.aspx

Quote: The software is licensed, not sold. This agreement only gives you some rights to use the software.

Analysis: This EULA clause is common to many Microsoft products (e.g., Office 2003). Most people think that when they plop down their hard-earned cash in exchange for an oversized cardboard box, a CD and a cheesy, hard-to-understand manual, that they actually own the computer program for which they paid. Au contraire, mon frere, for as Microsoft clearly states in their EULAs, “The software is licensed, not sold. This agreement only gives you some rights to use the software.” Most other software manufacturers have similar EULA clauses. If you do not agree to the terms of the license contract, then you are required to return the software to the store for a refund, or, in some cases, destroy the CD, the box and all of its contents.

Quote: You may not work around any technical limitations in the software.

Analysis: If the program crashes because of a programming flaw, you may not attempt to fix the problem. Also, you may not use clever "work-arounds" to make the software perform functions that might meet your needs, but might not have been thought of by Microsoft programmers.

EULA Hall of Shame EULA

The following constitutes the EULA Hall of Shame EULA
(End Users License Agreement).
Please read carefully!
1. By viewing, seeing, casting your eyes upon, accessing, thinking about, hearing about, or in any other way using your ocular, auditory, cranial or other sensory faculties or facilities to gain any knowledge of or information from the EULA Hall of Fame website (hereinafter known as EHOF) you agree to be bound in perpetuity and forever and ever amen by the terms and conditions of this EULA agreement, which constitutes a binding contract upon you without any legal resort, appeal, petition or redress of any kind, either known or which may become known in the future.
2. You agree that EHOF, along with its creators, initiators, employees, associates, heirs, assigns, architects, authors, relatives, entrepreneurs, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, children, cousins and other in-laws, founders, inventors, makers, originators, parents, patriarchs, builders, contributors, developers, pioneers, affiliates, allies, cohorts, colleagues, confederates, copartners, fellows, partners, chums, companions, comrades, cronies, fellows, mates, hirelings, jobholders, workers, hires, hired hands, and anyone else that EHOF and its creators, initiators, employees, associates, heirs, assigns, architects, authors, relatives, entrepreneurs, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, children, cousins and other in-laws, founders, inventors, makers, originators, parents, patriarchs, builders, contributors, developers, pioneers, affiliates, allies, cohorts, colleagues, confederates, copartners, fellows, partners, chums, companions, comrades, cronies, fellows, mates, hirelings, jobholders, workers, hires, and hired hands shall deem worthy shall be able to do anything whatsoever that they please, and, if you don’t like it, well then, that's just too bad for you.

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Yeah, it's cheesy to include Google ads on this website, but, hey, we figure that as much as we rag on Google, they should pay us for the privilege. Hmmm, there's some interesting logic for you!

If you know of a EULA that should be inducted into the EULA Hall of Shame, PLEASE EMAIL US at the address found below. If you submit a EULA for inclusion, YOU MUST INCLUDE (1) the name of the company originating the EULA, (2) the name of the program, website or other device that incorporates the EULA, (3) a link to a website owned by the EULA originator that displays the EULA, OR the ORIGINAL FACTORY OEM floppy disc, CD, DVD or printed-on-paper document that contains the EULA. We only deal with original factory OEM products -- WE WILL NOT ACCEPT COPIES. If necessary, we will provide you with a land-location mailing address, and, when we are through with our analysis, your materials will be returned, AND, (4) your reasons why you dislike the EULA.
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